Baby Boomer Woes...
| THEN | NOW |
| Killer weed | Weed killer |
| Paar | AARP |
| The Grateful Dead | Dr. Kevorkian |
| Being caught with Hustler magazine | Being caught by Hustler magazine |
| Getting your head stoned | Getting your headstone |
| Keg | EKG |
| Passing the driving test | Passing the vision test |
| Watching John Glenn's
historic flight with your folks. |
Watching John Glenn's
historic flight with your kids. |
| Swallowing acid | Swallowing antacid |
| Obsessing over your PSAT scores | Obsessing over your PSA scores |
| You're growing pot | You're growing pot |
| Trying to look like
Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor |
Trying not to look
like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor |
| The perfect high | The perfect high-yield mutual fund |
| Long hair | Longing for hair |
| Fighting to get rid of the lying president | Fighting to keep the lying president |
| Acid rock | Acid reflux |
| Getting out to a new, hip joint | Getting a new hip joint |